A hideously-deformed man says his love-heart-shaped nose is a sign from God that he should love people.
"I love everybody." he declared proudly to an international team of doctors who specialise in deformities. "I even love people who tell me my eyes are like fried eggs. Besides, it's not as though I am as tragically deformed as Spiderface Grubbings."
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